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Please Don’t Make Me Do This (Rihanna Parody) | Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week

If you’re nervous or upset about having to go back to the office soon, this one’s for you. Instead of Rihanna’s “Please Don’t Stop The Music” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Please Don’t Make Me Do This!”
Lyrics: Please don’t make me do this, this, this…
Please don’t make me do this, this, this…
I’m running late…
I should be at work, but I slept in ‘til eight
Now I don’t have time to shower, hope i look ok!
Gonna double my deodorant up, just in case…
Where did I put my keys? (ahhh) I dunno…
cuz-working from my home was kinda wonderful…
never had to change out of my bath-a-robe…
And if I’m wearin’ pants that day, you’ll never know…
While streamin’ HBO, shows…
Goin’ back to the office!…
has got me feeling nauseous!…
Spendin’ the whole-day in uh-room, with my angry bosses…
with nowhere to escape, no mid-day nappin’ breaks..
And I for-got, just how bad the break room coffee tastes!
Stuck in bad traffic each day How the heck!
Do I keep merging to To the!
Slowest lanes!…
Glacially I’m moving…
My mood ain’t improving…
God, I hate commuting…
Cut me off I’ll, cut me off I’ll lose it!
Work days, my fingers will freeze…
Cuz inside of every office, it’s forty degrees…
Shiverin’ right thru this…
At my desk with blue lips…
Skin more pale than cool whip…
Please don’t make me, please don’t make me, please don’t make me do this …
spend the whole day-in! A tiny cubicle…
…where the office lightings extra terrible…
…underneath the flicker of florescent bulbs…
I wish that I was home,
oh At home I feel em-powered,
all day is happy hour,
Hop onto zoom,
with my morning mug of whiskey sour…
But in the office space…
the party gets erased, so hard to hide…
my hangovers, when we’re face-to-face…
You better all stay away…
From my sand-wich in the fridge that…
I made yesterday…
…stuck a note on to it…
Don’t you dare remove it…
if you try to loot it…
I’mma about ta, hunt you down and, take you out, like…
Putin… Wifi at home is on lock…
But when i’m at the office…
Fun websites get blocked…
They don’t let you view it…
No downloading music…
can’t even youtube it…
Please don’t make me, please don’t make me, please don’t make me do this
Elevator rudeness…
I’m just not gonna obey I’d rather call in sick,
Just to stay in, pjs
Someone else can do it I got the excuses…
My mimosas juice-less
Please don’t make me, please don’t make me do this
Don’t take my stimmy away
Cause I don’t want to lose it Un-employment pays
So-what if I abuse it?
Covid made me do it
Office life’s a nuisance…
Please don’t make me , please don’t me, please don’t make me do it
I’m gon’ say just screw it

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